Is Nigeria this bad?

This is getting even  more serious!

Another Nigerian, a lady (May Brown, 19 years old) this time took over dose because she was going to be deported from the UK to Nigeria.

According to daily mail, she came into the UK as a college student and when her visa ran out, she applied for asylum because she didn't want to go back to Nigeria where she witnessed her fathers death and was subjected to sexual abuse.   While she was a student she met her husband and they got married. Her mother in law found her in the bathroom and took her to the hospital.

In the suicide note she left for her husband, she said

"I am deeply sorry that I had to go this way, without even saying goodbye.

'The UK immigration has finally driven me insane. They've pushed me too far this time and I can't take the pain any more. 'I don't want a life or a future you won't be part of. I love you so
much, more than life itself and can't endure the agony of not being with  you.
'Please forgive me for ending it this way. It's better to die with my dignity than be subjected to torture and undignified death back in Nigeria".

So now she prefers to die rather than go to Nigeria.

Is Nigeria really that BAD.

You know i've been considering a change of nationality.......lol
Its hard cos i am black and really is there any African country that i can claim? Been thinking hard but cant find one. I cant speak any other language so can't claim any European one either,  so i'm basically stuck with being a Nigerian!

On a more serious note, I know people that will become criminals rather than return to Nigeria but to the extent of taking your own life......that one pass me.

Is it really that serious?

Barcelona demolished by the Germans

Bayern Munich thrashed Barcelona 4-0 tonight!
 Unbelievable but a fantastic display by Bayern but will you agree that they benefited from very dubious decisions by the refereeee!

Poor Messi he looked so unhappy, blame the hamstring injury not yourself.

Well I have a Barcelona fan in this house and he doesn't seem bothered at the moment. I can bet you that conversation will come out soon.
He dragged me to Camp Nou last year

That's me pretending to lift the FIFA trophy.

The tie is not yet over, the return leg will be at Camp Nou next Wednesday so we'll see. 

cough cough....Barca for life! 

Blooming Duchess

Well its finally looking like spring where i live and the sun is coming out and so are the flowers blooming.

One person is certainly blooming with the weather this year and that is the one and only duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton. She is six months pregnant and she is bloooooming. Looking radiant as usual.
I remember when she was admitted to the hospital for a cute morning sickness......What did people not say?
not sure what we were all expecting really!  she had an "a-cute" morning sickness not just "morning sickness" like most people, hers is cute. lol.
I don't know whether to count her as lucky for carrying a heir to the throne cos her life is just always in the press. poor girl or shall i say rich girl cos that is what she is really.

Stop blabbing Bunmi!

I was only admiring her pictures i saw online today hence my ranting.
Here they are

Isn't  she lovely? 

Fabulous Booty Shakes

Wow, only just seeing this! Was on call last night, Mehn it was my worse shift ever! Glad its done now sha. Wetin woman go do! We must chop na.
Anyways back to the story.

3 girls (CEO Dancers) went on Britain's Got Talent and danced to 2 Nigerian songs! BGT is a talent show. Whoever wins performs in front of the British Royal Family at the Royal Variety Performance as well as win £500,000.
Well I don't know if the queen will find this interesting but  I'm well impressed. Watch the look on Simon Cowell's face when they started dancing to Single Ladies by Beyonce......it was like oh we've seen this before but when Iyanya's Kukere came on and the girls started moving! Their face light up like.....wow!
Here is the video see for your self

Alesha Dixon bless her! She's probably heard one of the songs before but she clearly identifies with her own people. David Walliams was moving/shaking toooo LOL. Amanda.....not sure what to do with herself.
But for moi! It was fun, will be following the girls to see what else they can doooooo.

Well done girls

Jim Iyke Unscripted

Feels like ages since I blogged last! Good job i'm not doing it for money if not I'd have gone bankrupt!
Really i've not been well lately, since spring refuse to come and the cold lingered on for ages, i picked up a chest infection and it was bad. Bless my husband he has been looking after me well. Thanks sweetness.

I was well enough to turn the TV on yesterday because i wanted to watch a soap - Peep. I was setting a reminder for it when i saw the next program was Jim Iyke unscripted.  Wondering what it was all about,  so I set a reminder for it too just out of curiosity,  Or maybe i am a fan.

 

It started with him having some  manicures and pedicures while he was answering questions from this lady. Anita something dunno her surname.

He was asked about the rumor that went round last year-  this lady claiming she has an 11 year old child for him.  Good lad! He addmitted to having a fling with the lady and when the news came out that
she had a son for him, he actually asked her to come and see him and carry out a DNA test cos that is the only way he can be sure of the true paternity of the child.
I'd say that is fair enough, wont u?

Well till the broadcast of this show, the lady hasnt shown up yet o.

Straight from Jim's mouth ooooo no be me talk am.

Then he went upstairs somewhere to have a facial pampering session. Lucky thing! (Not Jealous)

He actually lives or has a house in Ghana.  I felt like i am watching Crib.
He had a nice house with  beautiful views of Ghana from his bedroom, shoes, all  designers, he is a Gucci fan, watches, Shades, all designers of course.  All authentic too oooo, no Aba made

Well  I'll definitely watch again if i stumble on it on TV.

Ghanaians no dey carry last

he he he , what will my eye not see o. As usual i was going about my cooking business when I heard my husband playing a song. It sounded very familiar and dance able song so I came round to watch. Lo and Behold it was Psquare Alingo but some guys in Ghana recorded a video yabbing Psquare that  the Alingo dance  is same as the  Ghanaian dance Azonto.
I couldn't help but laugh. Here is the video

They basically just copied Psquare and almost reproduced their song but changed the lyrics.

Please o how much have they made from their so called Azonto dance and how much is Psquare raking in money wise?

Abeg you berra be grateful that they learnt something from you and put it to a very good use on your behalf.

18 year old Nigerian Sex Offender

What is this world turning into. What the heck got into this fool that made him rape an 11 year old girl! An yet another Nigerian boy!

The fool!

A sex offender repeatedly raped an 11-year-old schoolgirl in a park and then ,bragged he would show a video of the attack to her family and friends, a court  heard today.
Opemipo Jaji, 18, is alleged to have followed the 11-year-old girl as she made her way home from school, raped her in a park and even bragged that he would show the video to the girls family and friends!

According to the daily mail, the girl told police in a video interview played  to the court that the attack happened after she had got off a bus. She said she was walking along a road in Enfield, north London, when a man  dragged her into Jubilee Park and repeatedly raped her. She said: 'He kept saying ‘Stop moving or I will stab you’.
'I tried to run away but then he grabbed me when I got to the pavement of the park entrance. 'I kept on saying ‘stop’ because it was hurting me and he kept saying ‘shut up’ to me. He was just saying it every time I spoke. 'When I was on the floor, he said he would film me and send it into my school. 'I was saying ‘Get off me, get off me, stop’.” The youngster was recorded a week after the attack which resulted in her
 undergoing an operation for an injury. In the video, the youngster, who can not be identified, told police:  ‘He said  the reason he wanted to attack and have sex with me was because I didn’t have  anything else like my phone - I didn’t have anything.’

Opemipo was arrested at the same park a few days later after CCTV showed him
and his bedroom was searched.  Apparently he pleaded guilty to sexually assaulting and robbing another girl dressed in her school uniform last year. He is only 18 for goodness sake!


What is this world turning into? I wonder if this boy has parents, what kinda training did he get from home, maybe he didn't even have one or maybe he just chose to be a rebel..............

This one pass me o.

Our Nigerian brothers are at it again!

 They are never in the news for anything good. *sighs*


A Nigerian guy  chose walk down aisle with a woman he had met only once before Jayeola Abiola, 29, is a Leeds University masters student and only first saw Portuguese 'bride' Vania Pinheiro-Fernandes, 29, at the dress rehearsal and  even struggled  to pronounce her name!

Best Man

His visa was probably running out and he wanted to stay in the country and the only way to go about it is by getting married to an EU citizen or British citizen, or get a  permanent job that pays more than 20k per annum.

Fixer!

I don't know where he got his confidence from really, to think he was going to get away with a bogus wedding like this. The guy no try at all, at least know the girl you want to marry for papers. ( I suppose it won't be arrangee anymore then).

UK Border Agency officers had been tipped off (Only God knows by whom) and he was arrested before he even made it into building.

Na wa o, now he is in trouble, the girl is in trouble (both in custody), the best man Ayodeji Abbis 25,  the man that linked them together Abiola Kumoye, 34 (both being granted bail).

Meanwhile there are plenty ladies (British citizens) in the UK with no boyfriend let alone husband,
but dem no dey gree on time, their yanga too plenty and in the end they end up with no man.

Ladies, I am begging you and its for your own sake as well, loosen up for the brothers at least a little bit. Now i am not saying you should take rubbish from them o, but please don't give them too much hassle, hen!
Stop looking for the perfect man! its too late I have him!
I'm joking o, there is no such thing as a perfect man. Are u perfect? Maybe you should ask your friends, they  will tell you your shortcomings....thats if they are your friends.

So help a brother out, loosen up a bit and to the brothers, if you are going to marry someone at least know theeeeem!

:)

Rest in Peace Margaret Thatcher

Phew, being a woman is easy to say the least. I was "on call" last night and mehn I was up all night!  I wonder where all those patients came from........I suppose that is why I am getting paid. Oh well!
 I went straight to bed as soon as i got home and I woke up after lunch to the news of the death of  this powerful woman in the history of Great Britain.

Have you ever been called or heard someone being called or have you ever called
 someone Margaret Thatcher before?  I heard about her when i was pretty young. If you are harsh, sharp and strict, you might have been called Margaret Thatcher, * not that i have been, i'm as gentle as a dove* .

Anyway, she was a British Politician, only female prime minister United Kingdom ever had. She was the only PM that served the longest in the 20th century. She is nicknamed "Iron Lady" because of her stern ways. Ask a stupid question, she will tell you, you asked a stupid question. When she was told that they nicknamed her "iron lady" she said they were right!  that Britain needs an "iron lady", she had a great sense of humor.  She was a fearless woman, a very rare breed!  In 1965 during on of her speeches, she said "if you want something said, ask a man and if you want something done, as a woman!
I bet the men loved that!

Apparently she was kicked out by her members of her own party in the end The Conservatives.......

Just been watching interviews on TV and how most people think she ruined Britain 's economy by privatizing a whole lot of sectors including the mining sector.

 The Irish also thinks she caused a great hurt during her time and I bet the Scots and Welsh have their opinions too.
I personally think people didn't like her because she insisted on them working  to earn a living and not rely on state benefits. At a banquet in  1979, she said " pennies don't fall from heaven- they have to be earned". Loads of people are lazy around here, the other day a statistics showed that the welfare budget is killing the United Kingdom, we are talking Billions of pounds.

Whatever the memories, she will never be forgotten.

Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. As for me she is somebody's mother and she just died, so Baroness Thatcher, Rest in Peace.

8 out of 10 Nigerian women bleach!

I don't believe the stat is true, 8 in 10 women. True or not is it really worth it?
Why put yourself at risk or all those diseases and much more?

Pay As You Weigh Airfares

Have you ever sat between 2 people on a plane before? Its bad enough when they smell but when they are huge, its even worse. Both of these has happened to me before and believe me when I say its not fun.
So in a world when you can't choose who you sit next to on a flight (unless you fly first class) Samoa airlines have the perfect option!  Samoa charge people by their weights! ha ha ha. So the less you weigh the less you pay.

Ok I know this is not funny but I kind of like it. I'm not particularly slim neither am I on the big side but don't you think it will make people want to loose weight. In my part of the world where people like to travel alot, i think it will work. 

What do you guys think? 

The Mystery Of Mary Magdalene BBC one

So BBC aired this program to mark Good Friday  which basically says Mary the mother of Jesus was a prostitute and Jesus was married to her!

Its Easter and its definitely inappropriate, and to think we pay TV license to watch a program like this! I find it insulting. Same way Davinci code came out then and everyone just kept quiet and it carried on.
Ever wondered why they would never do same to the Muslims? Errrm, i think we all know why!

We can't defend God can we, He is more than capable of defending Himself but we can try and stop them from confusing other people by airing silly programs like this by at least going on their website to complain about it. If many people complain about it, just maybe they might do something about it.
What do you think?

On a lighter note, Happy Easter to you all!
Are you going to Galilee tomorrow?

PS- To my amazing brother that came visiting moi today, you are simply the best. Thanks a million.

My Favorite Couple

I love this couple so much. She is a great singer and he is a fab presenter/actor too!
Even though there is a few years (She is 43 and he is 32, do the maths, its only a number)  between them, their marriage is going on strong. Blessed with twins tooooooo a boy and a girl (God i beg o) I love twins.

Well here they are

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon!
Its their 5th year wedding anniversary this month. They look so good together, she definitely doesn't look 43!
Mariah sang All I want for Christmas is You and Nick acted in Drumline amongst others but these are my favorites.

I really do hope they are as happy as they look!