Simon Cowell is going to be a dad?

He he he, I laugh in vernacular!
I thought he said he didn't want children and now someone is pregnant for him.
The circumstances surrounding it makes it even more tricky.

This lady is his friend's wife or ex wife? Lauren Silverman.
According to daily mail, whose report was kinda confusing, they were holidaying together at the Caribbean and they got all cosy even though her husband was there!
Picture don't lie do they?

Seems like she broke up with her husband and ended up with Simon Cowell about a year later.
I don't know how this Oyinbo people do this but errrm na them sabi

Anyway I'm kinda pleased he is having a child finally.....I sound like his mother. But if a man is worth more than £145 million, surely he needs an heir.
Sinitta, Simon's "friend" said its half miracle and half nightmare.........Not sure what that meant by that but time will tell.
Congrats Simon!

I haven't blogged in a while cos I have been busy at work.  Woman must chop.

Oxford Dictionary meaning of Marriage to change to include gay people!

Since the law has been passed on the 17th of July to legalize same sex marriage, its really beginning to take roots.
Why am I not surprised!
The leading authority of English Language has confirmed that the meaning of the word marriage will be changed since the law about it has been changed!
At the moment, the Oxford Dictionary meaning of marriage is " the formal union of a man and a woman, typically as recognized by law by which they become husband and wife".

Now they are going to watch the use of the word marriage and how it changes in the next year before they come up with a definition and update the dictionary.
I even read that other countries have already changed the meaning of the word marriage!
France, Canada and Argentina. France Larousse dictionary  now defines marriage as "a solemn act between two same sex or different sex persons who decide to establish a union.

This yeye prime minister David Cameron only yesterday vows to export gay marriage around the world. This was said while he was partying to celebrate the passage of the new law.

 For the records, his own conservative MPs were not supportive if this move, some of them have accused him of being divisive and seeking to extol a fundamental change in the society for which he has no mandate!

Royal Baby Finally here

The real royal baby is here.
The prince of Cambridge!
After she's been in labor since 05.30 am this morning she finally gave birth at 4.24 pm this afternoon.
The whole country is excited and of course I am pleased for them too.
Now we all can't wait to see him

Prince William has released a statement and said they could not be happier..... Joys of parenthood.

The new prince is the 3 in line to the throne. After his granddad, dad and finally him. The queen is still alive and reigning, so he has a looong time to wait.
Congrats to the new parents.
 I wish Diana was here to witness this, I'm sure Carole, Kate's mum will do a good job too.

Learner Driver Calls 999 to report Driving Instructor

What will we not see in this country.....

A learner driver rings the emergency, I mean EMERGENCY NUMBER 999 and guess what for? To report his driving instructor and ask for police assistance cos he needed someone to complain to.

So first thing in the morning, driving lesson scheduled for 8am but instructor turned up late and now the instructor is asking him to get out of the car because he was giving her attitudes. And of course the next thing was to ring 999.

Kate Middleton and Prince William Welcome Royal Baby

Considering Kate is now overdue with the royal baby, a photographer, Alison Jackson hired the royal family's look alike and imagined what it would look like when they couple welcome their baby.
Enjoy

Funke Akindele's Marriage Ends cos of Her Husband's Infidelity?

I'm sure you 've all heard now that Funke Akindele "Jenifa"'s one year old wedding to Kehinde Oloyede has crashed!
 They only got married last year, May 2012. Whats happening to marriages lately?
Seems people just hop in and out of it.  I read online last year that the guy has another wife and Funke chose to be wife number 2! I was thinking why will anyone in their right mind choose to be a 2nd wife. Its one thing to not to know and another to know and still go for it.

The Nigerian Sham Marriage Guy gets 12 months in jail

Remember this story of a guy that met his Portuguese bride and attempted to get married to her on same day? You can read the story here if you missed it.

The groom Jayeola Abiola was on a student visa and his visa was about to run out and as usual, he needed to do something fast since they stopped giving post study visa. So he decided to marry an Portuguese girl which will give him a chance to stay in the country as a husband of a EU citizen. Unfortunately for him he didn't meet the girl before hand, it was all arranged and they got busted!.


















Anyway I think he got off well o, He got 12 months in a UK jail. The bride apparently didn't use her real name to for the marriage! I wonder why.

The best man and the fixer are yet to be sentenced.

Hope you guys are fine.
I've been busy enjoying the sunshine, its been shockingly warm, can't remember ever having a consistent summer like this in more than 10 years. So i'm gonna enjoy every bit of it while it lasts. I suggest you do same.
:)

Pastor Kumuyi Offers to Resign and Tunde Bakare Reacts to the Whole Story

Ok this is just getting out of hand......
This is according to the sun news.

To demonstrate that there is no double standard in the church,  Pastor Kumuyi, at the meeting held by the leadership of the church on the matter, offered to resign as General Superintendent, but was prevailed upon not to.
The bride Love, who is a daughter of the National Overseer of Deeper Life Bible Church, Jamaica, Pastor Augustine Odih, was accused of wearing a fitted wedding gown with transparent short sleeves. She also wore makeup, jewelries and used a bouquet of flowers. The couple cruised to church in a limousine and had a massive wedding cake. The leadership of the church regarded their action as a strong breach of its
 tradition, and immediately removed the bride’s father, from his position as National Overseer in Jamaica.
For real?

Trust Pastor Tunde Bakare,the General Overseer of Latter Rain Assembly to voice his opinion about all this.
Tunde Bakare was once a member of the church and he condemned the punishment by the church, describing it as wicked.

Murray has broken the 77 year British Record

Andy Murray has finally won his first Wimbledon title after 77-years even before his parents were born, let alone him.

 The 26-year-old Scot (He is Scottish- part of Great Britain) became the first British men's winner since Fred Perry in 1936, beating Novak Djokovic in straight sets.

Congratulatory messages has been flooding in!

Prime minister David Cameron was there, bless him. Bet he had to ignore what people think or say  because he has a reputation of jinxing British sport events. So every time he attends,the Brits never win.

Here is what he said to the BBC.
 "It was an amazing performance from Andy Murray, but also an amazing day for British tennis and for Britain. He never gave up and it was magnificent. "It was a privilege to watch Andy Murray making history."

 Even the queen congratulated him. Well, what an achievement, I bet he is so proud of himself. Who won't be?
Congrats again Murray

Using Your Phone May Land You in Jail

If this works, then Nigeria is on a good track.

The Nigerian prison might be seeing loads of new faces if what the Federal Road Safety Corps say is true.

At the moment if you are caught using your telephone while driving in Nigeria, you get a fine of 4000 naira. 

The FRSC says that is no longer working, so if anyone is caught now making or recieving call, they will be sent to jail.

Apparently people would rather be caught using their phones while driving and pay the fine for it rather than obey that law! Motorist even ask "how much is your fine? Tell me and let me pay and go"!

How stupid can they be! 

Which part of your own safety or other people's safety do you not understand?  Ok if you don't care about your life how about other road users? 

But this new law will give motorist criminal convictions. If what I have heard about Nigerian prisons are true then I don't think anyone in their right senses will think twice before breaking the law. 

So how will they enforce it and how long will motorists gets in jail? The court will have to decide.  The FRSC said they have equipped their vans with state of the earth equipment and will need the help of mobile phone companies for call logs and all. 

Already people are biased and i can sort of see why! some people are above the law in Nigeria........

We can only hope this works. If we all want Nigeria to change, we have to start from somewhere. LASMA worked in Lagos didn't it? I'm sure if they get some scape goats to show they are serious, the rest will sit tight.

By the way this doesn't just happen in Nigeria, it happens everywhere. 

Deeper Life suspends Pastor Kumuyi's son but his dad was there

Ok, I've been trying to follow this story for a while now and its getting more interesting.......not.

So basically Pastor Kumuyi's son got married in Jamaica and days later pictures were posted on the World Wide Web and gbam, the new couple got into trouble from the church! Deeper Life Bible Church.

Ok for those of you that do not know Deeper Life, they are a Holiness Pentecostal Church. They do not wear jewelries, ladies no trousers, no make up and do not do a lot of things. They have been around for ages way before I was born.
So John Kumuyi, 2nd son of the founder got married on the 15th of June. He got  married in Jamaica because Love's dad is the overseer of Deeper life church in Jamaica.
After the pictures got online,  the new couple wrote a letter of apology to the church. Are you kidding me? Just after their wedding? Imagine having to deal with this! They were meant to be in the moon.

Here is the bride and groom

Bride and her father i suppose

Please tell me is this not decent enough? 

Apparently this is what the ladies are meant to wear for their wedding

Somebody please tell me they are having a laugh. In this day and age? 

I suppose you can guess who the bride is. So the groom can wear silver suit and not black and recent designs too? He can use belt and tie and square pocket? check out the shoes too? He can wear new shoes, pointy nose? and the square mouth  or whatever they call it and can wear cuff links?  but the girl can not look nice? 

His dad was definitely at the wedding unless i am seeing double in the picture below

Samsung pays Apple its $1b fine in coins ha ha

On a lighter note......

If  this is true, its absolutely hilarious.
The court ordered Samsung to pay Apple a fine of $billion in damages for "Infringing Intellectual Property"

I only just saw the picture below and i just hope its not true o.
Samsung actually paid the fine in 50 cent coins! 20 Billion coins! 30 blooming trucks.

Apparently the Jury did not specify how the money should be paid, so why not? 

They best take it and pay it into the bank if this is true. 

I've actually heard a few people in the UK paid off their fines in coins! he he he, well they were asked to pay the fine and they did, its the country's currency so why not! 

Rest in Peace EWAR Adenike Ogungbe and Pastor Tayo Adeyemi

I wonder what is going on, people are just dying anyaw?
Adenike Ogungbe aka EWAR 32 years old and Pastor Tayo Adeyemi 49 years old, new vine pastor dies just like that!

Even though I do not know you personally, but you trained my very good friend and she is what she is today (One of the best make up artists in Nigeria) because of the training you gave her.

You have been a source of blessing to other people, you have not only given them fishes but you have actually thought them how to fish.
Only God knows why He has called you home so soon. You had been through alot apparently, had so many miscarriages, even lost a 2 year old child...... That must have been hard for you and your family.
Even worse is dying after the birth of your daughter today! Lord have mercy.

I have heard you preach a few times Pastor Tayo. You were loved by many and your message has changed so many lives.....mmmmmmm don't even know what to say now.......It is well

Who are we to question God? Only Him understands.

Rest in Peace Adenike Ogungbe aka EWAR and Pastor Tayo Adeyemi
God will comfort your husband/wife, your families and keep your daughter/ children.

ASUU begins Strike Again over 12,500Naira from the Nigerian Government

I feel so sorry for university students in Nigeria.
The Academic Staff Union of Universities are going on strike again and this time it seems to be indefinite.
 They are protesting against government’s refusal to implement the 2009 agreement it reached with the
union and suspend the strike.

According to Punch, ASUU said “We have had several meetings and deliberations to let government understand why these issues must be resolved but it is like the more we meet and deliberate, the messier the issue gets.

“One of the issues that needed to be addressed was basically that of the academic earned allowance.
“This earned allowance, and other issues, had dragged on until government then agreed to write an MOU with the union.“But as we speak, there has been nothing to show that government was committed to an MOU it willingly wrote to better the university sector. “It is in this regard that we are embarking on an indefinite strike,” he said.

They are asking for 12,500 Naira,  £51, $78 allowance and the government is saying they can't afford it! seriously?  Please how much is 12,500 Naira??????? From the kinda money that country makes from oil, how on earth is that too much to ask the government.