Wednesday, 10 April 2013

Our Nigerian brothers are at it again!


 They are never in the news for anything good. *sighs*


A Nigerian guy  chose walk down aisle with a woman he had met only once before Jayeola Abiola, 29, is a Leeds University masters student and only first saw Portuguese 'bride' Vania Pinheiro-Fernandes, 29, at the dress rehearsal and  even struggled  to pronounce her name!
Best Man

His visa was probably running out and he wanted to stay in the country and the only way to go about it is by getting married to an EU citizen or British citizen, or get a  permanent job that pays more than 20k per annum.

Fixer!
I don't know where he got his confidence from really, to think he was going to get away with a bogus wedding like this. The guy no try at all, at least know the girl you want to marry for papers. ( I suppose it won't be arrangee anymore then).

UK Border Agency officers had been tipped off (Only God knows by whom) and he was arrested before he even made it into building.

Na wa o, now he is in trouble, the girl is in trouble (both in custody), the best man Ayodeji Abbis 25,  the man that linked them together Abiola Kumoye, 34 (both being granted bail).

Meanwhile there are plenty ladies (British citizens) in the UK with no boyfriend let alone husband,
but dem no dey gree on time, their yanga too plenty and in the end they end up with no man.

Ladies, I am begging you and its for your own sake as well, loosen up for the brothers at least a little bit. Now i am not saying you should take rubbish from them o, but please don't give them too much hassle, hen!
Stop looking for the perfect man! its too late I have him!
I'm joking o, there is no such thing as a perfect man. Are u perfect? Maybe you should ask your friends, they  will tell you your shortcomings....thats if they are your friends.

So help a brother out, loosen up a bit and to the brothers, if you are going to marry someone at least know theeeeem!

:)


Monday, 8 April 2013

Rest in Peace Margaret Thatcher


Phew, being a woman is easy to say the least. I was "on call" last night and mehn I was up all night!  I wonder where all those patients came from........I suppose that is why I am getting paid. Oh well!
 I went straight to bed as soon as i got home and I woke up after lunch to the news of the death of  this powerful woman in the history of Great Britain.


Have you ever been called or heard someone being called or have you ever called
 someone Margaret Thatcher before?  I heard about her when i was pretty young. If you are harsh, sharp and strict, you might have been called Margaret Thatcher, * not that i have been, i'm as gentle as a dove* .

Anyway, she was a British Politician, only female prime minister United Kingdom ever had. She was the only PM that served the longest in the 20th century. She is nicknamed "Iron Lady" because of her stern ways. Ask a stupid question, she will tell you, you asked a stupid question. When she was told that they nicknamed her "iron lady" she said they were right!  that Britain needs an "iron lady", she had a great sense of humor.  She was a fearless woman, a very rare breed!  In 1965 during on of her speeches, she said "if you want something said, ask a man and if you want something done, as a woman!
I bet the men loved that!

Apparently she was kicked out by her members of her own party in the end The Conservatives.......

Just been watching interviews on TV and how most people think she ruined Britain 's economy by privatizing a whole lot of sectors including the mining sector.

 The Irish also thinks she caused a great hurt during her time and I bet the Scots and Welsh have their opinions too.
I personally think people didn't like her because she insisted on them working  to earn a living and not rely on state benefits. At a banquet in  1979, she said " pennies don't fall from heaven- they have to be earned". Loads of people are lazy around here, the other day a statistics showed that the welfare budget is killing the United Kingdom, we are talking Billions of pounds.

Whatever the memories, she will never be forgotten.

Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. As for me she is somebody's mother and she just died, so Baroness Thatcher, Rest in Peace.

Friday, 5 April 2013

8 out of 10 Nigerian women bleach!




I don't believe the stat is true, 8 in 10 women. True or not is it really worth it?
Why put yourself at risk or all those diseases and much more?

Wednesday, 3 April 2013

Pay As You Weigh Airfares

Have you ever sat between 2 people on a plane before? Its bad enough when they smell but when they are huge, its even worse. Both of these has happened to me before and believe me when I say its not fun.
So in a world when you can't choose who you sit next to on a flight (unless you fly first class) Samoa airlines have the perfect option!  Samoa charge people by their weights! ha ha ha. So the less you weigh the less you pay.



Ok I know this is not funny but I kind of like it. I'm not particularly slim neither am I on the big side but don't you think it will make people want to loose weight. In my part of the world where people like to travel alot, i think it will work. 

What do you guys think?