Wednesday, 31 July 2013

Simon Cowell is going to be a dad?

He he he, I laugh in vernacular!
I thought he said he didn't want children and now someone is pregnant for him.
The circumstances surrounding it makes it even more tricky.

This lady is his friend's wife or ex wife? Lauren Silverman.
According to daily mail, whose report was kinda confusing, they were holidaying together at the Caribbean and they got all cosy even though her husband was there!
Picture don't lie do they?

Seems like she broke up with her husband and ended up with Simon Cowell about a year later.
I don't know how this Oyinbo people do this but errrm na them sabi

Anyway I'm kinda pleased he is having a child finally.....I sound like his mother. But if a man is worth more than £145 million, surely he needs an heir.
Sinitta, Simon's "friend" said its half miracle and half nightmare.........Not sure what that meant by that but time will tell.
Congrats Simon!

I haven't blogged in a while cos I have been busy at work.  Woman must chop.


Thursday, 25 July 2013

Oxford Dictionary meaning of Marriage to change to include gay people!

Since the law has been passed on the 17th of July to legalize same sex marriage, its really beginning to take roots.
Why am I not surprised!
The leading authority of English Language has confirmed that the meaning of the word marriage will be changed since the law about it has been changed!
At the moment, the Oxford Dictionary meaning of marriage is " the formal union of a man and a woman, typically as recognized by law by which they become husband and wife".

Now they are going to watch the use of the word marriage and how it changes in the next year before they come up with a definition and update the dictionary.
I even read that other countries have already changed the meaning of the word marriage!
France, Canada and Argentina. France Larousse dictionary  now defines marriage as "a solemn act between two same sex or different sex persons who decide to establish a union.

This yeye prime minister David Cameron only yesterday vows to export gay marriage around the world. This was said while he was partying to celebrate the passage of the new law.

 For the records, his own conservative MPs were not supportive if this move, some of them have accused him of being divisive and seeking to extol a fundamental change in the society for which he has no mandate!

Monday, 22 July 2013

Royal Baby Finally here

The real royal baby is here.
The prince of Cambridge!
After she's been in labor since 05.30 am this morning she finally gave birth at 4.24 pm this afternoon.
The whole country is excited and of course I am pleased for them too.
Now we all can't wait to see him



Prince William has released a statement and said they could not be happier..... Joys of parenthood.

The new prince is the 3 in line to the throne. After his granddad, dad and finally him. The queen is still alive and reigning, so he has a looong time to wait.
Congrats to the new parents.
 I wish Diana was here to witness this, I'm sure Carole, Kate's mum will do a good job too.


Wednesday, 17 July 2013

Learner Driver Calls 999 to report Driving Instructor

What will we not see in this country.....

A learner driver rings the emergency, I mean EMERGENCY NUMBER 999 and guess what for? To report his driving instructor and ask for police assistance cos he needed someone to complain to.

So first thing in the morning, driving lesson scheduled for 8am but instructor turned up late and now the instructor is asking him to get out of the car because he was giving her attitudes. And of course the next thing was to ring 999.